I Can't Date You If.......

So for various reasons which may be unsafe for me to publish here, I've recently come into contact with several guys who do things that I consider to be man law violations. I sat and had a conversation with the 'library kids' about Lil Wayne and his jeggins (SEE PIC) and the fact that they still respect him as a real nigga in the rap game. Now as an adult I can respect Wayne's hustle and flow for what it is but I can't take him seriously as a heterosexual male anymore. He's simply gotta be homo or bi. Anyway I decided to put all of these random thoughts on suspect male behavior into one blog post and I've decided to list 10 things that would make me want to go purse shopping with a guy instead of marry him.

I Can't Date You If

1. You know more about weaves, heels, makeup or acrylics than I do. I mean why should a guy know more than a little if any amount of info about these things? These are all things that I myself, as a woman, had no concern for until I started considering which ones I wanted to invest in. Any guy with an extensive knowledge on these subjects might be studying to become a wearer of these subjects.

2. You DVR Basketball Wives (Original and especially L.A.) Real Housewives, Bad Girls Club or any other show with a bunch of sluts who lunch together. Now I will not knock a guy who watches these shows because hey they are actually entertaining but I couldn't respect a dude if he felt like his life wasn't right if he didn't know why NeNe slapped Sheree or rather or not Royce accepted ol boy's ring. You don't have to stick to just Sports Center to prove your manliness but if you watch to much of these shows the character's behaviors will sneak themselves into your daily personality and eventually when I ask him why he left the toilet seat up again he may just reply with " Who gone check me boo?" coupled with a choreographed head and eye roll move.

3. You wear anything that may have once resided women's department of any store and everybody can tell except for you. Even if Cam'ron pulled it off you will probably end up more like Michael Scott. (NEWSFLASH: Cam'ron NEVER should have been able to pull this off and actually have people not only support but follow his 'Real Men Wear Pink' campaign). I don't care of that shade of purple Chucks perfectly match your Ralph Lauren Polo DO NOT PURCHASE! Even if you have small feet, just shop in the Big Boys shoe section! There are some instances and ways for men to wear pink and purple while still keeping their man hoods in tact but there are other things that should be avoided at all cost.

4. You are too into fashion. I mean everybody likes a guy who can dress nice but he shouldn't look like he plans his work week outfits on Sunday afternoon. The sexiest thing about a guy is his swag and let's face it people, Real Swag cannot be purchased. Real swag shoes in the way a brother carries himself.  I don't like guys who wear tight ass shirts, pants, shirts tucked in too tight, or who browse clothing sites wish a shopping. That's women shit.

This list could go on and on and on but I've been working on this draft for a week now. So here you have it. The short list. I'm sure in a couple of days I'll think of more bitchassness that I want to share with you guys. Until then, give me your thoughts. 


Peace and Love. 
Latina Renee