Monday, December 28, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
1st Friday of 2010 @ RevRoom
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Damn You Jeff Hardy!
Okay - so Jeff Hardy is a WWE Superstar that my son LOVES! At the beginning of the holiday shopping planning season - he was not able to actually tell me what it is he wanted for Christmas & when I would ask he would just give me a blank * Who the HELL is Santa* look. So I made his list and I included a Jeff Hardy action figure thingy. He had no clue but after watching several episodes (okay the same episode repeated daily for weeks) of Dora the Explora and Go Diego Go Christmas specials, he somehow figured out that Santa is supposed to bring you things that you greatly desire. Coincedentally - he greatly desires a Jeff Hardy action figure. After learning this -I was greatly overjoyed!!
I mean I had already used my super mommy super powers and placed Jeff Hardy on the Christmas Wish List that is circulated to dad, grandparents, aunts & uncles.
So I was searching and my sister was searching ( over 10 stores in 2 states) with no luck. (Side note: K-Mart had a freaking Rick Flare but no Jeff Hardy- WTF?) So my sister, being the doll that she is, ordered the Jeff Hardy toy on ebay, quickly emailed the buyer and was satisfied after being told that it was going to be shipped out THAT DAY and would make it by Christmas.
Well suprise suprise - It aint here! And now I have a 2-year-old who is most likely going to be very disappointed and unhappy come tomorrow morning because when you're 2 and you don't get what you really want all the other overpriced crap in the world won't make up for it!
I mean I had already used my super mommy super powers and placed Jeff Hardy on the Christmas Wish List that is circulated to dad, grandparents, aunts & uncles.
So I was searching and my sister was searching ( over 10 stores in 2 states) with no luck. (Side note: K-Mart had a freaking Rick Flare but no Jeff Hardy- WTF?) So my sister, being the doll that she is, ordered the Jeff Hardy toy on ebay, quickly emailed the buyer and was satisfied after being told that it was going to be shipped out THAT DAY and would make it by Christmas.
Well suprise suprise - It aint here! And now I have a 2-year-old who is most likely going to be very disappointed and unhappy come tomorrow morning because when you're 2 and you don't get what you really want all the other overpriced crap in the world won't make up for it!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
FREE T.I.
Word on the street is that my boo T.I. is FREE!
Hallelujah & Merry Christmas.
P.S. He better not marry Miss Piggy.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Seriously?
A club in Atlanta hosted a who can eat the most fried chicken and drink the most malt liquor contest.
I can't even comment this is so ridiculous.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
WHO did WHAT?
From MTV news.
According to a spokesperson for the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office, Sparks, 35, was taken into custody at around 8 a.m. PT on Friday on a felony warrant charging him with molestation that allegedly began in the early-to-mid 1990s. The age of the victim was not revealed by the DA’s spokesperson, but Sparks would have been in his early 20s at the time they allegedly began. The DA’s office spokesperson declined to provide more specific detail on the allegations at press time because the original charging document released to the press contained substantial typographical errors that did not reflect the true nature of the charges.
KTTV Fox News 11 in Los Angeles reported that the victim was one of Sparks’ dance students at Millennium Dance Complex in Los Angeles. MTV had no comment on the arrest, and a rep for Sparks told MTV News that no comment was available at press time.
Cincinnati-born Sparks has worked with Brandy, Aaliyah, Monica and Lindsay Lohan and was nominated for an Emmy for his choreography on “So You Think You Can Dance.”
I don't really know who he is - I don't watch MTV - but I'm sure this is news to someone.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Christina & The-Dream Wedding Pic
Love is blind I guess. And she must have been in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to let him f*ck up her wedding with that garbage on! Ya'll just aint famous enough for this foolishess. Hollyhood!
Swizz Beats & Alicia Keyes
Dear Swizz Beats,
No matter how you cut it - you cheated & your new boo - Alicia - is your side piece until you get a divorce. I'm not one to judge but let's all carry our proper titles.
Love Always,
Latina Renee.
Chris Brown Rates Female 'Celebraties'
I type 'celebrities' because Amber Rose and the Kardashians are NOT Celebs. But whatever. *Advice to Chris* After beating one woman's ass - it may not be a good idea to demoralize the by rating them. Dumb ASS!
Gangsta Boo Robbin Dollar General?
Thought #1: I thought she had found Jesus
Though #2: That reporter is KILLING me with her version of 'Gangsta Boo'
Chris Brown Actin Like a Lil Bi***
So he's doing a radio interview and it's going fine but then they ask about Rihanna and he hangs up! Okay - how is somebody gonna interview you without asking about this ish? Maybe had you set your butt down people and given people a chance to FORGET the situation you wouldn't have to deal with this.
But I can't really tell if he hung up or if the clip just ends there although I can't find a clip that goes any further - they all end there and you can hear somebody say 'alright then'. I can't tell if that was the lady DJ or maybe someone from Chris' camp who may have been listening in.
But I can't really tell if he hung up or if the clip just ends there although I can't find a clip that goes any further - they all end there and you can hear somebody say 'alright then'. I can't tell if that was the lady DJ or maybe someone from Chris' camp who may have been listening in.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Very Random
This *ish is so random but I want a sew-in weave with curls that fall like this for my 30th birthday. Hook a sistah up with suggestions. LOL & Thanks!
Beyonce Learning
I read a month or so ago that some official dude in this country said she was dumb and only used this trip as a photo op. This picture speaks for itself - does it look like this broad is trying to learn anything (if she even can)? She's a freakin robot! A rich one though - so I aint hatin! LOL
Seriously! Celebs be TRIPPIN!
Really Tiger? This is hot to you? Do you not know who the hell you are?
Really Kesh? A dude named Boobie. Did your mama and sisters not teach you that being just a baby mama aint the business? If they didn't get thru to you - you could have called me.
Again - Self Hate is a big issue for my peeps I see.
WTF Joan! This is a hot mess! Girlfriend (ha!) get a new gig so you can pull yourself together!
Dude - Let it go - you're like 58 and this *ish is ridiculous!
Nicki Minaj: Somebody Tell Me Why She Looks a Mess.....
Self Hate is a serious issue in the African American Community!
Oh - The Tangled Web We Weave (Pleasure P Update)
Now the Twitter page for the 'info' girl is down.
Sounds like some funny business to me. And from the looks of Pretty Ricky on their Mo'nique Show appearance I could see how they would be pissed at Pleasure P for dropping their asses.
Bottom line - if he did it, then he is sick and needs help; but if he didn't ya'll some punks for trying to set this dude up! Bitchassness to the MAX!
Sounds like some funny business to me. And from the looks of Pretty Ricky on their Mo'nique Show appearance I could see how they would be pissed at Pleasure P for dropping their asses.
Bottom line - if he did it, then he is sick and needs help; but if he didn't ya'll some punks for trying to set this dude up! Bitchassness to the MAX!
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Rihanna, Grown & Sexy - Chris Brown Still Whining
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/120309rihannaaudio12.mp3
UPDATED: Pleasure P May Have a SICK Source of Pleasure
According to reports circulating around the web, Pleasure P. - formerly of Pretty Ricky is a child molester. And that's not it: the 4 year-old child he is accused of molesting was his own nephew. (Although there's a letter that was sent to blogger Necole Bitchie that identifies claims it was a girl)
As of right now these are strictly allegations but there are some pretty official looking papers that have been posted by the daughter of the attorney who represented Pleasure (real name Marcus Cooper) in the case.
View Documents Here:
Document 1
Document 2
Document 3
Document 4
Document 5
But there seem to be some holes in the story also - conversations posted on twitter that are supposed to be between the daughter and a Pretty Ricky group member have the name of the group spelled Ricki and I would think they would know how to spell it.
And the dates don't really add up. This allegedly happened in when Pleasure P was 16 or 17 but the documents say 2006 which would make him only 19 or 20 right now and he's supposedly 24.
This also is suppose to be reason Cooper left the group. The other group members are claiming that he was kicked out.....
Right now I'm 50/50 true or false but I'll keep ya posted.
This is all very interesting. I'm anxious to see how it all plays out. Of course if it's true I have no sympathy for him (although, maybe he was a victim of child molestation (?) it would explain the lyrics) and deserves what to be dropped from the limelight but it will all be very unfortunate seeing as he has been nominated for a couple of Grammys for his solo project.
And here's the statement released on Pleasure's website:
“All of the recent rumors and accusations that are being circulated about me are 100% false. They are disgusting and vile; and they are being spread by individuals with their own sick agendas. The purported documents that are also being circulated are forgeries. I have never met or known anyone by the name of “AGoldstein” or Laura Goldstein or Ashley Goldstein, which I believe are fictitious names. I have never been represented by an attorney named Goldstein. For someone to go to such depths to assassinate my character and slander my good name is truly criminal. My attorneys are investigating this matter and will take all necessary and appropriate action to protect my name and reputation.”
UPDATED:
Interview with the supposed victim's mom:
Find more videos like this on Our Social Network
Okay - now it's making a little bit more sense. He may have molested a kid when he was younger and was on some kind of list and when his name was ran for this current child it popped up. INTERESTING..................
As of right now these are strictly allegations but there are some pretty official looking papers that have been posted by the daughter of the attorney who represented Pleasure (real name Marcus Cooper) in the case.
View Documents Here:
Document 1
Document 2
Document 3
Document 4
Document 5
But there seem to be some holes in the story also - conversations posted on twitter that are supposed to be between the daughter and a Pretty Ricky group member have the name of the group spelled Ricki and I would think they would know how to spell it.
And the dates don't really add up. This allegedly happened in when Pleasure P was 16 or 17 but the documents say 2006 which would make him only 19 or 20 right now and he's supposedly 24.
This also is suppose to be reason Cooper left the group. The other group members are claiming that he was kicked out.....
Right now I'm 50/50 true or false but I'll keep ya posted.
This is all very interesting. I'm anxious to see how it all plays out. Of course if it's true I have no sympathy for him (although, maybe he was a victim of child molestation (?) it would explain the lyrics) and deserves what to be dropped from the limelight but it will all be very unfortunate seeing as he has been nominated for a couple of Grammys for his solo project.
And here's the statement released on Pleasure's website:
“All of the recent rumors and accusations that are being circulated about me are 100% false. They are disgusting and vile; and they are being spread by individuals with their own sick agendas. The purported documents that are also being circulated are forgeries. I have never met or known anyone by the name of “AGoldstein” or Laura Goldstein or Ashley Goldstein, which I believe are fictitious names. I have never been represented by an attorney named Goldstein. For someone to go to such depths to assassinate my character and slander my good name is truly criminal. My attorneys are investigating this matter and will take all necessary and appropriate action to protect my name and reputation.”
UPDATED:
Interview with the supposed victim's mom:
Find more videos like this on Our Social Network
Okay - now it's making a little bit more sense. He may have molested a kid when he was younger and was on some kind of list and when his name was ran for this current child it popped up. INTERESTING..................
Monday, November 30, 2009
Holiday Events in Little Rock, Arkansas and Surrounding Areas
December 3
Sugar Plum Ball
Statehouse Convention Center Ballroom
A daddy-daughter date night to benefit CARTI. Features a silent auction, dancing, hors d'oeuvres, and desserts. Admission: $30.00 per person.
December 3 - 5
33rd Annual CARTI Auxiliary Festival of Trees
Statehouse Convention Center
Festival of trees has many events including. my favorite, the Tux and Trees gala. Admission varies and benefits Arkansas cancer patients. Most events feature a silent auction of great items, including decorated trees.
December 4 - 6
Arkansas Craft Guild Christmas Showcase
Statehouse Convention Center, Gov. Hall I
A juried show of contemporary art and fine crafts by over 100 members of the Arkansas Craft Guild. Hours: Friday, 10am-8pm; Saturday, 10am-6pm and Sunday, 10am-4pm.
December 4 - 20
"Merry Christmas Mouse!"
Arkansas Arts Center Children's Theater
Admission is $14 for adults, $10 for kids.
December 5
Jingle Bell Run/Walk for Arthritis
This is a fun 5k run in downtown Little Rock. Participants wear seasonal costumes, tie jingle bells to their shoelaces and take to the streets. You can register on the website.
December 5
City of Little Rock's Big Jingle Jubilee Holiday Parade & Capital Lighting
3:30 p.m.
Downtown Little Rock
Parade and Capitol lighting ceremony. Admission is free.
December 5
Arkansas Chamber Singers Capitol Event
5 p.m.
The Little Rock Club, 400 West Capitol
Tickets are $100 per person. Fireworks and a silent auction.
December 5
Breakfast with Santa at the Statehouse Convention Center
Statehouse Convention Center Ballroom
9-10:30 a.m.
Benfits CARTI, holiday meal, entertainment and photos with Santa. Admission is $15.
December 5
Breakfast with Santa at Children's Hospital
Arkansas Children's Hospital
7 a.m. - noon
Santa comes on a big, red fire truck to meet your kids. firefighters from the Little Rock Fire Department cook and serve attendees a meal of pancakes, eggs, sausage and fruit. The children in attendance have the opportunity to take a picture with Santa, create holiday crafts, call the North Pole and enjoy festive music. Tickets $10-15.
December 5
Season's Treatings
Little Rock Zoo
Create fun projects to give to the animals at the zoo, ride the train and have a light snack. Admission is $20.
December 6
North Little Rock Christmas Parade
Main Street
2 p.m.
Begins on Pershing Blvd at Main Street.
December 6
Holiday's at the Arsenal
MacArthur Museum of Arkansas Military History
12:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Choirs, card-making, Santa and story tellers. There will be light refreshments too. Admission is free.
December 6
Mosaic Templars Holiday Open House
Mosaic Templars Cultural Center, 9th & Broadway, Little Rock
1 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Holiday music, crafts and refreshments. Admission is free.
December 9 - 19
Arkansas Symphony Orchestra presents "Jingle Bell (Little) Rock"
1 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Fun, holiday concert.
December 10
Little Rock Wind Symphony presents "Christmas Kaleidoscope"
Second Baptist Church, 222 E. 8th Street
7:30 p.m.
Concert.
December 12
Holiday Tour of Homes
West Little Rock
10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Wildwood Park's Holiday Tour of Homes highlights a lineup of seven magnificent homes in West Little Rock. Admission is $30. 501-821-7275.
December 12
Christmas in the Wild at the Little Rock Zoo
9:00-11:00 a.m. or 1:00-3:00 p.m.
Little Rock Zoo
Meet Santa and enjoy milk and cookies. You can join Santa as he delivers gifts to the zoo animals. 501-661-7203.
December 12
Annual Family Holiday Concert
North Little Rock High School East Campus Auditorium
Featuring the AR Symphony Orchestra and a holiday fair with crafts and the chance to meet Santa.
December 12
Dashing Thru the Lights
Burns Park, North Little Rock
A fun stroll through the Holiday Lights Display (1 mile). Admission is $5.
December 12-13
Ballet Arkansas' "The Nutcracker"
Robinson Center Music Hall
7 p.m. Saturday and 3 p.m. Sunday
Tickets $32 for adults and $22 for children.
December 13
Arkansas Chamber Singers Holiday Concert
3 p.m.
Cathedral of St. Andrew, 617 Louisiana St.
Carols by candlelight.
December 13
Holiday Open House
Museum of Discovery
1 - 4 p.m.
Free admission.
December 13
Nutcracker Tea
Peabody Hotel
12:15 and 1:45 p.m. Take photos with the nutcracker characters and tea. Tickets are $32 for adults and $22 for kids.
December 18 - 19
Arkansas Symphony Orchestra presents "A Leahy Family Christmas"
Robinson Center Music Hall
For tickets and additional information, call 501-666-1761.
December 19
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Verizon Arena
3 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Lights, fire and music. Tickets $25.00-$62.75 through ticketmaster, 800-745-3000.
December 19
Christmas Celebrity Karaoke
Wildwood Park
7 p.m.
Sponsored by 103.7 The Buzz.
There are events taking place in small towns in Arkansas almost every weekend. Please call for details. Little Rock and central Arkansas events are listed on page 1and contain more detailed information.
•December 1 - Monticello Christmas Parade, downtown Monticello
•December 3 - Carols by Candlelight, Fort Smith, First United Methodist Church, 200 North 15th Street
•December 3 - Fordyce Chamber of Commerce Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Prescott Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Arkadelphia Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Russellville Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Christmas Open House, Stamps City Complex
•December 3 - West Memphis Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Holiday Lighting Ceremony, Jacksonville
•December 3 - Xmas Card & Art Exhibit Fort Smith Art Center
•December 4 - Tyronza Christmas Parade
•December 4 - Festival of Trees in the Highhill Hotel Lobby, Horseshoe Bend
•December 4 - Holiday Lighting in the Park, Nashville City Park
•December 4 - Mountain Home Christmas Parade
•December 4 - Eureka Springs Christmas Parade
•December 4 - Festival of Christmas Performance at Ouachita Baptist University, Arkadelphia
•December 4 - Booneville Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
•December 4 - Smackover Holiday Lights Extravaganza, Oil Field Park
•December 5 - Ozark Christmas Open House
•December 5 - Children's Christmas Train, Springdale
•December 5 - Booneville Christmas Parade
•December 5 - Christmas Open House, Prarie Grove Battlefield State Park
•December 5 - Living Windows Display, Lighting of the Courthouse and Festival of Trees, Van Buren
•December 5 - Christmas Tree Lighting, Mountain View
•December 5 - Christmas Ball, Eureka Springs, Basin Park Hotel
•December 5 - Jacksonville Christmas Parade
•December 5 - Piggott Christmas Fest
•December 5 - Springdale Breakfast with Santa, Arts Center of the Ozarks
•December 5 - Holiday Musical Festival, Lakeview
•December 5 - DeQueen Christmas Parade and Courthouse Lighting Ceremony
•December 5 - Melbourne Christmas Parade
•December 5 - Clarksville Christmas Lighting Ceremony and Parade
•December 5 - Holiday Farmers' Market, Fayetville
•December 5 - Country Christmas Craft Fair, AR. Sheriffs' Youth Ranch, Hot Springs
•December 5 - Ash Flat Christmas Parade
•December 6 - December 11 - Crescent Hotel Santa's Brunch and Christmas at the Crescent, Eureka Springs
•December 6 - 7 - Taste of the Holidays, Mid-America Science Museum, Hot Springs
•December 6 - Holiday Tour of Homes in Arkadelphia
•December 6 - Christmas Open House, Jacksonport State Park in Newport
•December 7 - Salem Annual Christmas Parade
•December 7 - Santa's Visit & Parade, Pocahontas, Randolph County Library
•December 8 - Dumas Christmas Parade
•December 11 - Osceola Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Jingle Bell Run, Hot Springs
•December 12 - Lepento Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Ozark Christmas Parade & Concert
•December 12 - Van Buren Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Hardy Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Batesville Christmas Party, Old Independence Regional Museum
•December 12 - Sweet Treats Cookie Tour, Eureka Springs
•December 12 - Caraway Christmas Parade
Sugar Plum Ball
Statehouse Convention Center Ballroom
A daddy-daughter date night to benefit CARTI. Features a silent auction, dancing, hors d'oeuvres, and desserts. Admission: $30.00 per person.
December 3 - 5
33rd Annual CARTI Auxiliary Festival of Trees
Statehouse Convention Center
Festival of trees has many events including. my favorite, the Tux and Trees gala. Admission varies and benefits Arkansas cancer patients. Most events feature a silent auction of great items, including decorated trees.
December 4 - 6
Arkansas Craft Guild Christmas Showcase
Statehouse Convention Center, Gov. Hall I
A juried show of contemporary art and fine crafts by over 100 members of the Arkansas Craft Guild. Hours: Friday, 10am-8pm; Saturday, 10am-6pm and Sunday, 10am-4pm.
December 4 - 20
"Merry Christmas Mouse!"
Arkansas Arts Center Children's Theater
Admission is $14 for adults, $10 for kids.
December 5
Jingle Bell Run/Walk for Arthritis
This is a fun 5k run in downtown Little Rock. Participants wear seasonal costumes, tie jingle bells to their shoelaces and take to the streets. You can register on the website.
December 5
City of Little Rock's Big Jingle Jubilee Holiday Parade & Capital Lighting
3:30 p.m.
Downtown Little Rock
Parade and Capitol lighting ceremony. Admission is free.
December 5
Arkansas Chamber Singers Capitol Event
5 p.m.
The Little Rock Club, 400 West Capitol
Tickets are $100 per person. Fireworks and a silent auction.
December 5
Breakfast with Santa at the Statehouse Convention Center
Statehouse Convention Center Ballroom
9-10:30 a.m.
Benfits CARTI, holiday meal, entertainment and photos with Santa. Admission is $15.
December 5
Breakfast with Santa at Children's Hospital
Arkansas Children's Hospital
7 a.m. - noon
Santa comes on a big, red fire truck to meet your kids. firefighters from the Little Rock Fire Department cook and serve attendees a meal of pancakes, eggs, sausage and fruit. The children in attendance have the opportunity to take a picture with Santa, create holiday crafts, call the North Pole and enjoy festive music. Tickets $10-15.
December 5
Season's Treatings
Little Rock Zoo
Create fun projects to give to the animals at the zoo, ride the train and have a light snack. Admission is $20.
December 6
North Little Rock Christmas Parade
Main Street
2 p.m.
Begins on Pershing Blvd at Main Street.
December 6
Holiday's at the Arsenal
MacArthur Museum of Arkansas Military History
12:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Choirs, card-making, Santa and story tellers. There will be light refreshments too. Admission is free.
December 6
Mosaic Templars Holiday Open House
Mosaic Templars Cultural Center, 9th & Broadway, Little Rock
1 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Holiday music, crafts and refreshments. Admission is free.
December 9 - 19
Arkansas Symphony Orchestra presents "Jingle Bell (Little) Rock"
1 p.m. - 4 p.m.
Fun, holiday concert.
December 10
Little Rock Wind Symphony presents "Christmas Kaleidoscope"
Second Baptist Church, 222 E. 8th Street
7:30 p.m.
Concert.
December 12
Holiday Tour of Homes
West Little Rock
10 a.m. - 4 p.m.
Wildwood Park's Holiday Tour of Homes highlights a lineup of seven magnificent homes in West Little Rock. Admission is $30. 501-821-7275.
December 12
Christmas in the Wild at the Little Rock Zoo
9:00-11:00 a.m. or 1:00-3:00 p.m.
Little Rock Zoo
Meet Santa and enjoy milk and cookies. You can join Santa as he delivers gifts to the zoo animals. 501-661-7203.
December 12
Annual Family Holiday Concert
North Little Rock High School East Campus Auditorium
Featuring the AR Symphony Orchestra and a holiday fair with crafts and the chance to meet Santa.
December 12
Dashing Thru the Lights
Burns Park, North Little Rock
A fun stroll through the Holiday Lights Display (1 mile). Admission is $5.
December 12-13
Ballet Arkansas' "The Nutcracker"
Robinson Center Music Hall
7 p.m. Saturday and 3 p.m. Sunday
Tickets $32 for adults and $22 for children.
December 13
Arkansas Chamber Singers Holiday Concert
3 p.m.
Cathedral of St. Andrew, 617 Louisiana St.
Carols by candlelight.
December 13
Holiday Open House
Museum of Discovery
1 - 4 p.m.
Free admission.
December 13
Nutcracker Tea
Peabody Hotel
12:15 and 1:45 p.m. Take photos with the nutcracker characters and tea. Tickets are $32 for adults and $22 for kids.
December 18 - 19
Arkansas Symphony Orchestra presents "A Leahy Family Christmas"
Robinson Center Music Hall
For tickets and additional information, call 501-666-1761.
December 19
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
Verizon Arena
3 p.m. and 8 p.m.
Lights, fire and music. Tickets $25.00-$62.75 through ticketmaster, 800-745-3000.
December 19
Christmas Celebrity Karaoke
Wildwood Park
7 p.m.
Sponsored by 103.7 The Buzz.
There are events taking place in small towns in Arkansas almost every weekend. Please call for details. Little Rock and central Arkansas events are listed on page 1and contain more detailed information.
•December 1 - Monticello Christmas Parade, downtown Monticello
•December 3 - Carols by Candlelight, Fort Smith, First United Methodist Church, 200 North 15th Street
•December 3 - Fordyce Chamber of Commerce Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Prescott Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Arkadelphia Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Russellville Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Christmas Open House, Stamps City Complex
•December 3 - West Memphis Christmas Parade
•December 3 - Holiday Lighting Ceremony, Jacksonville
•December 3 - Xmas Card & Art Exhibit Fort Smith Art Center
•December 4 - Tyronza Christmas Parade
•December 4 - Festival of Trees in the Highhill Hotel Lobby, Horseshoe Bend
•December 4 - Holiday Lighting in the Park, Nashville City Park
•December 4 - Mountain Home Christmas Parade
•December 4 - Eureka Springs Christmas Parade
•December 4 - Festival of Christmas Performance at Ouachita Baptist University, Arkadelphia
•December 4 - Booneville Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony
•December 4 - Smackover Holiday Lights Extravaganza, Oil Field Park
•December 5 - Ozark Christmas Open House
•December 5 - Children's Christmas Train, Springdale
•December 5 - Booneville Christmas Parade
•December 5 - Christmas Open House, Prarie Grove Battlefield State Park
•December 5 - Living Windows Display, Lighting of the Courthouse and Festival of Trees, Van Buren
•December 5 - Christmas Tree Lighting, Mountain View
•December 5 - Christmas Ball, Eureka Springs, Basin Park Hotel
•December 5 - Jacksonville Christmas Parade
•December 5 - Piggott Christmas Fest
•December 5 - Springdale Breakfast with Santa, Arts Center of the Ozarks
•December 5 - Holiday Musical Festival, Lakeview
•December 5 - DeQueen Christmas Parade and Courthouse Lighting Ceremony
•December 5 - Melbourne Christmas Parade
•December 5 - Clarksville Christmas Lighting Ceremony and Parade
•December 5 - Holiday Farmers' Market, Fayetville
•December 5 - Country Christmas Craft Fair, AR. Sheriffs' Youth Ranch, Hot Springs
•December 5 - Ash Flat Christmas Parade
•December 6 - December 11 - Crescent Hotel Santa's Brunch and Christmas at the Crescent, Eureka Springs
•December 6 - 7 - Taste of the Holidays, Mid-America Science Museum, Hot Springs
•December 6 - Holiday Tour of Homes in Arkadelphia
•December 6 - Christmas Open House, Jacksonport State Park in Newport
•December 7 - Salem Annual Christmas Parade
•December 7 - Santa's Visit & Parade, Pocahontas, Randolph County Library
•December 8 - Dumas Christmas Parade
•December 11 - Osceola Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Jingle Bell Run, Hot Springs
•December 12 - Lepento Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Ozark Christmas Parade & Concert
•December 12 - Van Buren Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Hardy Christmas Parade
•December 12 - Batesville Christmas Party, Old Independence Regional Museum
•December 12 - Sweet Treats Cookie Tour, Eureka Springs
•December 12 - Caraway Christmas Parade
December 4th Toys4Tots @ Juanita's
I have not been 'out' in a minute (years)! I'm thinking of checking this out. What about you. I remember I use to go to First Fridays and they were NOT the business. Just a bunch of people thinking they cute standing around drinking. Maybe things have change. Maybe I shal find out...............
Sunday, November 29, 2009
WTH is Wrong with the World??!!
This is crazy. I'm like OMG because my baby is 8. I wish a little heifer would! This is just too crazy.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Sad Sad Story
I don't give a rat's ass what anybody says - he is going to hell. To think that poor baby was begging and pleading with his own FATHER - not to take his life away makes me cry. Lord help us!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
For My Writing Folks
24 Agents Who Want Your Work
November 10, 2009
by Chuck Sambuchino
Writer’s Digest has again assembled its annual short list of literary agents who’ve confirmed they’re open to reviewing queries from new and established authors alike.
With more than 1,300 practicing literary agents across the country, what’s an unagented scribe with no industry contacts to do? Where do you start? Who do you query, and how do you go about doing it? If you’re a new writer looking for representation, the submission process can certainly be daunting. Even when you assemble a list of agents who handle your particular category or genre, there’s always the possibility that some of those reps are too busy to take on new clients.
But fear not. We’ve got a special dossier to help you on your journey. Writer’s Digest has again assembled its annual short list of literary agents who’ve confirmed they’re open to reviewing queries from new and established authors alike. This means your work is going to get read and considered. And rest assured there’s an agent on this list for you, no matter what you’re writing.
So if you’ve finished your novel, memoir or book proposal (and spent some solid time revising it), you have come to the right place to find your ideal agent—the one eager to sell your work to publishers. Read on to learn who made the list this year, and to find out what they want and how they want to receive it. Your agent match might just be waiting.
Emmanuelle Alspaugh
Judith Ehrlich Literary Management
880 Third Ave., Eighth Floor, New York NY 10022
ealspaugh@judithehrlichliterary.com
judithehrlichliterary.com
FICTION INTERESTS: romance, women’s fiction, historical fiction.
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, memoir, business and how-to.
ACTIVELY SEEKING: paranormal, futuristic and historical romance, and urban fantasy.
DOES NOT WANT: detective stories, spy thrillers, cozy mysteries or any novel with a dead body in the first chapter.
HOW TO CONTACT: “E-mail queries preferred. A nonfiction query should clearly describe the project and the author’s qualifications for writing it, emphasizing any platform and existing audience the author has developed for the book, and listing any professional published work. A fiction query should include the genre or category of the work, the approximate word count, a brief synopsis describing the plot and main characters, and the first chapter or first 7–10 pages of the ms. If sending by e-mail, please paste this sample after the query.”
RECENT SALES: Cooking and Screaming by Adrienne Kane; Falling Under by Danielle Younge-Ullman; Oysters & Chocolate by Jordan LaRousse and Samantha Sade.
TIPS: “It’s useful to mention any trade press books to which your work might be compared. If we are sufficiently intrigued by your project, we will ask for samples or the complete proposal or ms.”
Bernadette Baker-Baughman
Baker’s Mark Literary Agency
P.O. Box 8382, Portland OR 97207
info@bakersmark.com
bakersmark.com
SPECIALIZES IN: nonfiction and graphic novels.
NONFICTION INTERESTS: image-rich books, pop culture, light sociology and narrative nonfiction.
OTHER INTERESTS: beautifully illustrated works of non-fiction, memoir, YA fiction (especially oriented toward female readers) and contemporary literature. Agent is also willing to talk to writers who have comic scripts without art attached.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi, Western or children’s books.
HOW TO CONTACT: “We prefer a query before you send us your ms. Query via e-mail. Your query should be one page with no attachments and no chapters included in the body of the e-mail. Queries sent with attachments will be deleted unread. If, based on your query, we ask to see more of your work, we will request more material to be sent via the U.S. Postal Service. Work without a SASE will not be returned. Please do not submit any original materials.”
RECENT SALES: Friends With Boys by Faith Erin Hicks; City of Spies by Susan Kim and Laurence Klavan, with illustrations by Faith Erin Hicks; War Is Boring by David Axe and
Matt Bors; The Wrenchies by Farel Dalrymple; Comic Books 101 by Chris Ryall and Scott Tipton; Boilerplate: History’s Mechanical Marvel by Paul Guinan and Anina Bennett.
Michelle Brower
Folio Literary Management
505 8th Avenue, Suite 603
New York, NY 10018
michelle@foliolit.com
foliolit.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: memoir, pop culture, humor, animal/pet books, popular science and narrative nonfiction.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary and commercial fiction, including thrillers, graphic novels, select YA titles, books that capture elements of the strange and wonderful, and those that offer a unique perspective of the world.
DOES NOT WANT: cozies, romance, picture books, genre sci-fi or horror.
HOW TO CONTACT: Put "Query" in the subject line of the e-mail. “For fiction, send a query with enough information about the novel and your writing credentials for me to evaluate whether the material is going to be right for me. You are also welcome to include the first chapter. Please include information about your previous publications, awards, and conferences and workshops you have attended. For nonfiction, send a query with a clear description of the proposed book, a TOC or outline, and a sample chapter. The writer’s qualifications and credentials (such as expertise in the subject area and promotional experience) are essential to our assessment of the salability of the material. Only queries with SASEs will receive responses. Please specify whether or not the material is being considered by other agencies. I generally respond to all queries within four weeks. I now accept e-mail submissions; please include my name in the subject line.”
RECENT SALES: The Naked Pint: An Unadulterated Guide To Craft Beer by Christina Perozzi and Hallie Beaune; The Handbook for Lightning Strike Survivors by Michele Young-Stone; Through the Eyes of a Cat by Mieshelle Nagelschneider.
Danielle Chiotti
Upstart Crow Literary
danielle.submission@gmail.com
upstartcrowliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, memoir, self-help, relationships, humor, current events, women’s issues and cooking.
FICTION INTERESTS: commercial women’s fiction and multicultural fiction (with a “literary” edge), romance, paranormal romance and YA fiction for girls.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi/fantasy, hard-boiled mystery or thrillers.
HOW TO CONTACT: Query through e-mail.
Stacia Decker
Donald Maass Literary
sdecker@maassagency.com
maassagency.com
FICTION INTERESTS: hard-boiled mystery and crime fiction.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-query letter with the first 5 pages pasted into the body of the e-mail. She will request more if interested.
Amberly Finarelli
Andrea Hurst Literary Management
P.O. Box 19010, Sacramento CA 95819
amberly@andreahurst.com
andreahurst.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: humor/gift books, crafts, how-to (financial, house and home, health and beauty, weddings), relationships/advice, self-help, psychology, travel writing and narrative nonfiction.
FICTION INTERESTS: commercial women’s fiction; comic and cozy mysteries; literary fiction with a focus on the arts, culture and/or history.
HOW TO CONTACT: Query with a SASE by mail, or send an e-query. For fiction, submit a synopsis and two sample chapters. For nonfiction, submit the complete proposal.
RECENT SALES: Imagine Life With a Well-Behaved Dog by Julie A. Bjelland; How to Host a Killer Party by Penny Warner; The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Barter and Trade Exchanges by Jerry Howell and Tom Chmielewski.
TIPS: “Do your homework. Submit a professional package.”
Diana Flegal
Hartline Literary
123 Queenston Dr., Pittsburgh PA 15235
diana@hartlineliterary.com
hartlineliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: how-to from an “in the know” perspective, with credentials to back that up. Looking for “where the rubber meets the road” realistic solutions to life’s trying circumstances and issues with a broad base of interest (nonacademic but not in conflict with a Christian worldview). Parenting, marriage, arts and health. “Non-preachy is fine, but heavier spiritual material is welcome as well.”
FICTION INTERESTS: contemporary fiction with deep characterization and compelling, fast-paced story lines that show characters facing realistic circumstances, and sort of wrestling out their faith issues to a satisfying conclusion.
DOES NOT WANT: memoirs or biblical historical fiction. HOW TO CONTACT: E-mail submissions with a complete proposal per the guidelines on the agency’s website. Allow 60 days for a reply. For fiction, submit a package that includes your cover letter, bio, synopsis, market analysis, marketing strategies (if any) and the firstthree chapters. For nonfiction, include a query and a comprehensive book proposal with at least three sample chapters.
RECENT SALES: Love Finds You in Hershey, Pa. by Cerella Sechrist; Prevailing Love by Loree Lough; Fat to Skinny Fast and Easy! by Doug Varrieur.
Loren S. Grossman
Paul S. Levine Literary Agency
1054 Superba Ave., Venice CA 90291
lrg@ix.netcom.com
paulslevinelit.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: child guidance/parenting, education/academics, health/medicine, science/technology.
HOW TO CONTACT: Writers are encouraged to refer to one or more books for writers on how to query. Send a one- page, single-spaced query, preferably via e-mail (although snail mail is acceptable). Place the word “Query” in the subject line or “Re:” field of your query. No phone calls. In your query, note your target market, with a summary of specifics on how your work differs from other authors’ published work. All submissions should be free of spelling and grammatical errors. If you’re asked to submit material and you would like it returned should the agency not represent you, enclose a SASE.
Sammie L. Justesen
Northern Lights Literary Services
11248 N. Boyer Rd., Suite A, Sandpoint ID 83864
sammie@northernlightsls.com
northernlightsls.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: health, biography, psychology, self-help, how-to, food, parenting, new age, medical and business.
FICTION INTERESTS: women’s, romance, mystery, Christian and suspense.
DOES NOT WANT: horror, children’s, erotica.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-queries only. For fiction, send a query, a one- or two-page synopsis of the plot, and the first few pages. Also include an author bio relating to your writing experience. Don’t send entire ms unless requested. For nonfiction, send a query and the book proposal. “We love writers who have a platform and will help market their books. Due to the overwhelming number of submissions, we cannot respond to all queries, but we do read them and will contact you if interested.”
RECENT SALES: Intuitive Parenting by Debra Snyder; Thank You for Firing Me by Candice Reed and Kitty Martini; The Never Cold Call Again Toolkit by Frank Rumbauskas, Jr.
Jennifer Laughran
Andrea Brown Literary Agency
jennl@andreabrownlit.com
andreabrownlit.com
FICTION INTERESTS: children’s and YA only—realistic YA and middle-grade, humor, mystery, adventure, light fantasy and YA romance.
DOES NOT WANT: adult fiction, picture books, early readers, nonfiction, high fantasy or religious stories.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-mail queries only. Put “Query” in the subject line. Send the query and the first 10 pages in the body of the e-mail.
RECENT SALES: The Brilliant Fall of Gianna Z. by Kate Messner; Beautiful Yetta (The Yiddish Chicken) by Daniel Pinkwater.
TIPS: “A ‘no’ from one of our agents is a ‘no’ from the entire agency. If your work is declined, please do not resubmit the same work to another agent at our agency, as we do communicate with each other about projects under consideration.”
Alexandra H. Machinist
The Linda Chester and Associates Literary Agency
submissions@lindachester.com
lindachester.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, pop culture, popular science and travel narrative.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary fiction, literary suspense, upmarket women’s fiction, anything and everything that explores a subculture, historical, historical romance, paranormal romance and any other novel that will keep her up turning pages all night.
DOES NOT WANT: memoir, prescriptive nonfiction or chick lit.
HOW TO CONTACT: Agent responds only to submissions that follow these guidelines: “Please send a query that includes a comprehensive synopsis of the project, as well as a bio listing your writing and life credentials, to submissions@lindachester.com.” If she’s interested in your work, she will respond within four weeks. Snail mail submissions will not be reviewed.
RECENT SALES: Blood Oath by Christopher Farnsworth; The Cheater’s Diet by Marissa Lippert; Some Girls by Jillian Lauren; The Wet Nurse’s Tale by Erica Eisdorfer.
Jennifer Mattson
Andrea Brown Literary Agency
jmatt@andreabrownlit.com
andreabrownlit.com
FICTION INTERESTS: picture books that are real, storytime-ready stories (no one-joke tales or mood pieces). For the older set, she’s drawn to richly imagined fantasies that depart from old-hat heroic quests (alternate realities, magical realism and steampunk are all styles/premises to have recently caught her notice).
ACTIVELY SEEKING: dystopian fiction for middle-graders and sprawling, atmospheric tales with Dickensian twists and satisfying puzzles. But as much as high-concept novels pique her interest, the most mind-blowing premise can’t hide a flat narrative that rarely reaches for unexpected descriptions, fully fleshed characterizations or a zinging narrative voice.
DOES NOT WANT: fables and folktales.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send the query and first 10 pages via e-mail. If you haven’t heard from her within eight weeks, please assume she is passing on your project.
RECENT SALES: Party by Tom Leveen; Bobo Goes to Daycare by Gail Page; Ten on the Sled by Kim Norman.
TIPS: “A ‘no’ from one of our agents is a ‘no’ from the agency as a whole. If your work is rejected, please do not resubmit the same work to another agent at our agency. We do communicate with each other about projects.”
Jeffery McGraw
The August Agency
submissions@augustagency.com
augustagency.com
ACTIVELY SEEKING: women’s fiction, well-written melodramas (consider Gone With the Wind or The Hours) and witty comedies-of-manners (All About Eve). His other favorite areas are nonfiction subjects: political science, history, biography, self-help, health, lifestyle and the
social sciences.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-query with the word “query” in the subject line. Include a detailed summary of your book (one to two paragraphs only), a chapter outline (for nonfiction only), a brief paragraph explaining who you are and why you have chosen to write this particular book, and the first 1,000 words or first chapter (which must be pasted within the body of your e-mail; all unsolicited attachments will be deleted).
RECENT SALES: Clintonomics: How Bill Clinton Reengineered the Reagan Revolution by Jack Godwin; Plum Blossoms in Paris by Sarah Hina.
TIPS: “I always welcome submissions from new authors. Follow the submission guidelines on the agency website.”
Kate McKean
Howard Morhaim Literary Agency
30 Pierrepont St., Brooklyn NY 11201
kmckean@morhaimliterary.com
morhaimliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, sports-related books, food writing, pop culture and craft.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary fiction, contemporary women’s fiction, paranormal romance, romantic suspense, urban fantasy, mystery, YA and middle-grade fiction.
DOES NOT WANT: epic fantasy, sci-fi or children’s picture books.
HOW TO CONTACT: Agent prefers e-mail queries, and generally responds in six to eight weeks. Send a query letter and three sample chapters.
RECENT SALES: How to Take Over Teh Wurld by Professor Happycat and icanhascheezburger.com; Cardboard Gods by Josh Wilker; The Blind Contessa’s New Machine by Carey Wallace.
Courtney Miller-Callihan
Sanford J. Greenburger Associates
55 Fifth Ave., 15th Floor, New York NY 10003
cmiller@sjga.com
greenburger.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: practical/how-to books, self-help, pop culture, lifestyle and narrative nonfiction.
FICTION INTERESTS: historical fiction, commercial women’s fiction and kids’ books.
DOES NOT WANT: religious/spiritual titles, talking animal books, thrillers and sci-fi.
HOW TO CONTACT: “Query via e-mail. Please submit a query, book proposal or the first three chapters of the ms, a synopsis of the work and a brief bio or résumé. I generally reply to queries within six weeks.”
RECENT SALES: Unclutter Your Life in One Week by Erin Rooney Doland; The 12 Days of Christmas in Georgia by Elizabeth O. Dulemba; Crazy Aunt Purl’s Home Is Where the Wine Is by Laurie Perry; Whip-Up’s Mini Quilts by Kathreen Ricketson.
Robin Mizell
Robin Mizell Ltd.
P.O. Box 1270, Athens OH 45701
mail@robinmizell.com
robinmizell.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: long-form narrative journalism, neuroscience, psychology, sociology, pop culture, memoir and biography.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary and commercial fiction, graphic novels, YA and book-length short-story collections.
HOW TO CONTACT: Query via e-mail with a summary of the book, the word count and an explanation of your platform, credentials and expertise. Also include the first five pages of your ms.
Tamela Hancock Murray
Hartline Literary
10383 Godwin Dr., Manassas VA 20110
tamela@hartlineliterary.com
hartlineliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: work submitted from writers with a great platform and media presence who can partner with the publisher to sell books.
FICTION INTERESTS: Christian fiction, primarily romance. Historical is of special interest at this time.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-queries only, sent to the above e-mail address. For fiction, submit a package that includes your cover letter, bio, story synopsis, market analysis, marketing strategies (if any) and the first three chapters. For nonfiction, include a query and a comprehensive book proposal with at least three sample chapters.
RECENT SALES: Hearts on the Road by Diana Lesire Brandmeyer; Columbine Trail Series: The Jewel of His Heart and Kickin’ up the Dust by Maggie Brendan; When Your Aging Parent Needs Care by Candy Arrington and Kim Atchley.
Ellen Pepus
Signature Literary Agency
ellen@signaturelit.com
signaturelit.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, memoir, food and travel writing, pop culture and self-help.
FICTION INTERESTS: high-quality literary and commercial fiction, women’s fiction and romance, historical fiction, erotica and mysteries.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi, fantasy, short stories or children’s books.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send your query by e-mail. No unsolicited attachments. Responds in two to three weeks.
For fiction, send a query and the first five pages pasted into an e-mail. For nonfiction, send a query and a detailed document stating your bio and platform.
RECENT SALES: Dealing With the Others by Jess Haines.
Katharine Sands
Sarah Jane Freymann Literary Agency
200 E. 62nd St., Suite 30D, New York NY 10065
katharinesands@nyc.rr.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: books that have a clear benefit for readers’ lives in the categories of food, travel, lifestyle, home arts, beauty, wisdom, relationships, parenting and fresh looks, which might be at issues, life challenges or pop culture. For compelling reads in “faction,” memoir and “femoir,” she likes to be transported to a world rarely or newly observed.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary fiction, chick lit, commercial fiction.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send an e-query. If sending nonfiction, send the book proposal.
RECENT SALES: The SAT Word Slam by Jodi Fodor; Taxpertise by Bonnie Lee; For Better, Not Worse by Janice Green; Elvis and You: Your Guide to the Pleasures of Being an Elvis Fan by Laura Victoria Levin and John O’Hara.
Jessica Sinsheimer
Sarah Jane Freymann Literary Agency
submissions@sarahjanefreymann.com
sarahjanefreymann.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: food memoirs, travel memoirs, Parenting, Psychology, and cookbooks
FICTION INTERESTS: women’s fiction, literary fiction, young adult
HOW TO CONTACT: Please put “Query for Jessica” at the start of the e-mail subject line to get your work read. All queries are read and considered, though she can only respond to those that interest her. “I won’t object to a few sample pages (attach them as a Word document, please): I know that writing queries is a skill separate from writing manuscripts.”
Gretchen Stelter
Baker’s Mark Literary Agency
P.O. Box 8382, Portland OR 97207
info@bakersmark.com
bakersmark.com
FICTION INTERESTS: middle-grade and YA fiction, magic(al) realism, contemporary fiction and women’s fiction. Agent is interested in anything with an urban-fantasy touch (more Mike Carey than Maurice G. Dantec), and the middle-grade and YA should have edgy, true-to-life characters and dialogue. The contemporary and women’s fiction should have a wide entry point for its audience but a strong hook that makes it stand out from the crowd.
HOW TO CONTACT: “We prefer a query before you send us your ms. Query us via e-mail. Your query should be one page with no attachments and no chapters included in the body of the e-mail. Queries sent with attachments will be deleted unread. If, based on your query, we ask to see more of your work, we will request more material to be sent via the U.S. Postal Service. Work without a SASE will not be returned. Please do not submit any original materials.”
RECENT SALES: Never After by Dan Elconin; The Choyster Generation by Amalia McGibbon, Claire Williams and Lara Vogel.
Jon Sternfeld
Irene Goodman Literary Agency
27 W. 24th St., Suite 700B, New York NY 10010
queries@irenegoodman.com
irenegoodman.com
INTERESTS: literary fiction and narrative nonfiction that combines a love of literature with an adventurous spirit. Agent is open to all writers with an original voice, and he has a particular interest in nonfiction that focuses on cultural, historical and social issues.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send a query and the first 10 pages, along with a detailed synopsis of the book, in the body of an e-mail. Agent responds in two months. E-mail queries to personal addresses will not be answered. No snail mail queries.
RECENT SALES: Children of Disappointment by David Chura; The Sleepwalkers by Paul Grossman.
Ted Weinstein
Ted Weinstein Literary Management
twliterary.com
FICTION INTERESTS: None.
NONFICTION INTERESTS: All nonfiction subjects, including but not limited to: business and personal finance, politics, health, food, history and biography, popular science, and pop culture.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-queries only. Send a query or query & full, polished nonfiction book proposal. Put the words “Author Submission” in the subject line and paste materials in the e-mail, rather than as attachments (which will not be opened). Submissions e-mail available on website.
RECENT SALES: Fibonacci's Bridge of Numbers: the Medieval Genius and the Book that Launched the Modern World, by NPR's "Math Guy" Keith Devlin; Soldiers of G-d: Two Hasidic Gangs and the Battle for Brooklyn's Toughest Neighborhood, by Christian Science Monitor reporter Matt Shaer; 100 Plus: Getting Ready for the Coming Age of Longevity, by Sonia Arrison with a foreword by PayPal founder Peter Thiel; Down & Derby: The Insider's Guide To Roller Derby, by NPR host Alex "Axles of Evil" Cohen and Jennifer "Kasey Bomber" Barbee.
Christine Witthohn
Book Cents Literary Agency
2011 Quarrier St., Charleston WV 25311
cw@bookcentsliteraryagency.com
bookcentsliteraryagency.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: women’s issues/experiences, gardening (herbs, plants, flowers), fun/quirky topics (particularly those of interest to women) and cookbooks. Agent also has a real fondness for travel and outdoor adventure.
FICTION INTERESTS: great YA/tween/teen projects, romances (contemporary, romantic comedies, paranormal, mystery/suspense), women’s lit (must have a strong hook), mainstream mystery/suspense, as well as exceptional literary fiction.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi, inspirational, erotica, horror/dark thrillers, short stories/novellas, poetry or screenplays.
HOW TO CONTACT: Agent accepts e-queries only. No attachments. Nonfiction queries should clearly describe the project and include the writer’s qualifications and the first chapter. Fiction queries must include the genre, word count, a clear summary of the plot and characters, any writing credentials and the first chapter in the body of the e-mail. Agent loves edgy stories and authors who think outside the box. It always helps when authors know their target market and competition.
RECENT SALES: My Unfair Lady; Beneath the Thirteen Moons; and The Talismans of Elfhame series, all by Kathryne Kennedy.
November 10, 2009
by Chuck Sambuchino
Writer’s Digest has again assembled its annual short list of literary agents who’ve confirmed they’re open to reviewing queries from new and established authors alike.
With more than 1,300 practicing literary agents across the country, what’s an unagented scribe with no industry contacts to do? Where do you start? Who do you query, and how do you go about doing it? If you’re a new writer looking for representation, the submission process can certainly be daunting. Even when you assemble a list of agents who handle your particular category or genre, there’s always the possibility that some of those reps are too busy to take on new clients.
But fear not. We’ve got a special dossier to help you on your journey. Writer’s Digest has again assembled its annual short list of literary agents who’ve confirmed they’re open to reviewing queries from new and established authors alike. This means your work is going to get read and considered. And rest assured there’s an agent on this list for you, no matter what you’re writing.
So if you’ve finished your novel, memoir or book proposal (and spent some solid time revising it), you have come to the right place to find your ideal agent—the one eager to sell your work to publishers. Read on to learn who made the list this year, and to find out what they want and how they want to receive it. Your agent match might just be waiting.
Emmanuelle Alspaugh
Judith Ehrlich Literary Management
880 Third Ave., Eighth Floor, New York NY 10022
ealspaugh@judithehrlichliterary.com
judithehrlichliterary.com
FICTION INTERESTS: romance, women’s fiction, historical fiction.
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, memoir, business and how-to.
ACTIVELY SEEKING: paranormal, futuristic and historical romance, and urban fantasy.
DOES NOT WANT: detective stories, spy thrillers, cozy mysteries or any novel with a dead body in the first chapter.
HOW TO CONTACT: “E-mail queries preferred. A nonfiction query should clearly describe the project and the author’s qualifications for writing it, emphasizing any platform and existing audience the author has developed for the book, and listing any professional published work. A fiction query should include the genre or category of the work, the approximate word count, a brief synopsis describing the plot and main characters, and the first chapter or first 7–10 pages of the ms. If sending by e-mail, please paste this sample after the query.”
RECENT SALES: Cooking and Screaming by Adrienne Kane; Falling Under by Danielle Younge-Ullman; Oysters & Chocolate by Jordan LaRousse and Samantha Sade.
TIPS: “It’s useful to mention any trade press books to which your work might be compared. If we are sufficiently intrigued by your project, we will ask for samples or the complete proposal or ms.”
Bernadette Baker-Baughman
Baker’s Mark Literary Agency
P.O. Box 8382, Portland OR 97207
info@bakersmark.com
bakersmark.com
SPECIALIZES IN: nonfiction and graphic novels.
NONFICTION INTERESTS: image-rich books, pop culture, light sociology and narrative nonfiction.
OTHER INTERESTS: beautifully illustrated works of non-fiction, memoir, YA fiction (especially oriented toward female readers) and contemporary literature. Agent is also willing to talk to writers who have comic scripts without art attached.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi, Western or children’s books.
HOW TO CONTACT: “We prefer a query before you send us your ms. Query via e-mail. Your query should be one page with no attachments and no chapters included in the body of the e-mail. Queries sent with attachments will be deleted unread. If, based on your query, we ask to see more of your work, we will request more material to be sent via the U.S. Postal Service. Work without a SASE will not be returned. Please do not submit any original materials.”
RECENT SALES: Friends With Boys by Faith Erin Hicks; City of Spies by Susan Kim and Laurence Klavan, with illustrations by Faith Erin Hicks; War Is Boring by David Axe and
Matt Bors; The Wrenchies by Farel Dalrymple; Comic Books 101 by Chris Ryall and Scott Tipton; Boilerplate: History’s Mechanical Marvel by Paul Guinan and Anina Bennett.
Michelle Brower
Folio Literary Management
505 8th Avenue, Suite 603
New York, NY 10018
michelle@foliolit.com
foliolit.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: memoir, pop culture, humor, animal/pet books, popular science and narrative nonfiction.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary and commercial fiction, including thrillers, graphic novels, select YA titles, books that capture elements of the strange and wonderful, and those that offer a unique perspective of the world.
DOES NOT WANT: cozies, romance, picture books, genre sci-fi or horror.
HOW TO CONTACT: Put "Query" in the subject line of the e-mail. “For fiction, send a query with enough information about the novel and your writing credentials for me to evaluate whether the material is going to be right for me. You are also welcome to include the first chapter. Please include information about your previous publications, awards, and conferences and workshops you have attended. For nonfiction, send a query with a clear description of the proposed book, a TOC or outline, and a sample chapter. The writer’s qualifications and credentials (such as expertise in the subject area and promotional experience) are essential to our assessment of the salability of the material. Only queries with SASEs will receive responses. Please specify whether or not the material is being considered by other agencies. I generally respond to all queries within four weeks. I now accept e-mail submissions; please include my name in the subject line.”
RECENT SALES: The Naked Pint: An Unadulterated Guide To Craft Beer by Christina Perozzi and Hallie Beaune; The Handbook for Lightning Strike Survivors by Michele Young-Stone; Through the Eyes of a Cat by Mieshelle Nagelschneider.
Danielle Chiotti
Upstart Crow Literary
danielle.submission@gmail.com
upstartcrowliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, memoir, self-help, relationships, humor, current events, women’s issues and cooking.
FICTION INTERESTS: commercial women’s fiction and multicultural fiction (with a “literary” edge), romance, paranormal romance and YA fiction for girls.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi/fantasy, hard-boiled mystery or thrillers.
HOW TO CONTACT: Query through e-mail.
Stacia Decker
Donald Maass Literary
sdecker@maassagency.com
maassagency.com
FICTION INTERESTS: hard-boiled mystery and crime fiction.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-query letter with the first 5 pages pasted into the body of the e-mail. She will request more if interested.
Amberly Finarelli
Andrea Hurst Literary Management
P.O. Box 19010, Sacramento CA 95819
amberly@andreahurst.com
andreahurst.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: humor/gift books, crafts, how-to (financial, house and home, health and beauty, weddings), relationships/advice, self-help, psychology, travel writing and narrative nonfiction.
FICTION INTERESTS: commercial women’s fiction; comic and cozy mysteries; literary fiction with a focus on the arts, culture and/or history.
HOW TO CONTACT: Query with a SASE by mail, or send an e-query. For fiction, submit a synopsis and two sample chapters. For nonfiction, submit the complete proposal.
RECENT SALES: Imagine Life With a Well-Behaved Dog by Julie A. Bjelland; How to Host a Killer Party by Penny Warner; The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Barter and Trade Exchanges by Jerry Howell and Tom Chmielewski.
TIPS: “Do your homework. Submit a professional package.”
Diana Flegal
Hartline Literary
123 Queenston Dr., Pittsburgh PA 15235
diana@hartlineliterary.com
hartlineliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: how-to from an “in the know” perspective, with credentials to back that up. Looking for “where the rubber meets the road” realistic solutions to life’s trying circumstances and issues with a broad base of interest (nonacademic but not in conflict with a Christian worldview). Parenting, marriage, arts and health. “Non-preachy is fine, but heavier spiritual material is welcome as well.”
FICTION INTERESTS: contemporary fiction with deep characterization and compelling, fast-paced story lines that show characters facing realistic circumstances, and sort of wrestling out their faith issues to a satisfying conclusion.
DOES NOT WANT: memoirs or biblical historical fiction. HOW TO CONTACT: E-mail submissions with a complete proposal per the guidelines on the agency’s website. Allow 60 days for a reply. For fiction, submit a package that includes your cover letter, bio, synopsis, market analysis, marketing strategies (if any) and the firstthree chapters. For nonfiction, include a query and a comprehensive book proposal with at least three sample chapters.
RECENT SALES: Love Finds You in Hershey, Pa. by Cerella Sechrist; Prevailing Love by Loree Lough; Fat to Skinny Fast and Easy! by Doug Varrieur.
Loren S. Grossman
Paul S. Levine Literary Agency
1054 Superba Ave., Venice CA 90291
lrg@ix.netcom.com
paulslevinelit.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: child guidance/parenting, education/academics, health/medicine, science/technology.
HOW TO CONTACT: Writers are encouraged to refer to one or more books for writers on how to query. Send a one- page, single-spaced query, preferably via e-mail (although snail mail is acceptable). Place the word “Query” in the subject line or “Re:” field of your query. No phone calls. In your query, note your target market, with a summary of specifics on how your work differs from other authors’ published work. All submissions should be free of spelling and grammatical errors. If you’re asked to submit material and you would like it returned should the agency not represent you, enclose a SASE.
Sammie L. Justesen
Northern Lights Literary Services
11248 N. Boyer Rd., Suite A, Sandpoint ID 83864
sammie@northernlightsls.com
northernlightsls.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: health, biography, psychology, self-help, how-to, food, parenting, new age, medical and business.
FICTION INTERESTS: women’s, romance, mystery, Christian and suspense.
DOES NOT WANT: horror, children’s, erotica.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-queries only. For fiction, send a query, a one- or two-page synopsis of the plot, and the first few pages. Also include an author bio relating to your writing experience. Don’t send entire ms unless requested. For nonfiction, send a query and the book proposal. “We love writers who have a platform and will help market their books. Due to the overwhelming number of submissions, we cannot respond to all queries, but we do read them and will contact you if interested.”
RECENT SALES: Intuitive Parenting by Debra Snyder; Thank You for Firing Me by Candice Reed and Kitty Martini; The Never Cold Call Again Toolkit by Frank Rumbauskas, Jr.
Jennifer Laughran
Andrea Brown Literary Agency
jennl@andreabrownlit.com
andreabrownlit.com
FICTION INTERESTS: children’s and YA only—realistic YA and middle-grade, humor, mystery, adventure, light fantasy and YA romance.
DOES NOT WANT: adult fiction, picture books, early readers, nonfiction, high fantasy or religious stories.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-mail queries only. Put “Query” in the subject line. Send the query and the first 10 pages in the body of the e-mail.
RECENT SALES: The Brilliant Fall of Gianna Z. by Kate Messner; Beautiful Yetta (The Yiddish Chicken) by Daniel Pinkwater.
TIPS: “A ‘no’ from one of our agents is a ‘no’ from the entire agency. If your work is declined, please do not resubmit the same work to another agent at our agency, as we do communicate with each other about projects under consideration.”
Alexandra H. Machinist
The Linda Chester and Associates Literary Agency
submissions@lindachester.com
lindachester.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, pop culture, popular science and travel narrative.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary fiction, literary suspense, upmarket women’s fiction, anything and everything that explores a subculture, historical, historical romance, paranormal romance and any other novel that will keep her up turning pages all night.
DOES NOT WANT: memoir, prescriptive nonfiction or chick lit.
HOW TO CONTACT: Agent responds only to submissions that follow these guidelines: “Please send a query that includes a comprehensive synopsis of the project, as well as a bio listing your writing and life credentials, to submissions@lindachester.com.” If she’s interested in your work, she will respond within four weeks. Snail mail submissions will not be reviewed.
RECENT SALES: Blood Oath by Christopher Farnsworth; The Cheater’s Diet by Marissa Lippert; Some Girls by Jillian Lauren; The Wet Nurse’s Tale by Erica Eisdorfer.
Jennifer Mattson
Andrea Brown Literary Agency
jmatt@andreabrownlit.com
andreabrownlit.com
FICTION INTERESTS: picture books that are real, storytime-ready stories (no one-joke tales or mood pieces). For the older set, she’s drawn to richly imagined fantasies that depart from old-hat heroic quests (alternate realities, magical realism and steampunk are all styles/premises to have recently caught her notice).
ACTIVELY SEEKING: dystopian fiction for middle-graders and sprawling, atmospheric tales with Dickensian twists and satisfying puzzles. But as much as high-concept novels pique her interest, the most mind-blowing premise can’t hide a flat narrative that rarely reaches for unexpected descriptions, fully fleshed characterizations or a zinging narrative voice.
DOES NOT WANT: fables and folktales.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send the query and first 10 pages via e-mail. If you haven’t heard from her within eight weeks, please assume she is passing on your project.
RECENT SALES: Party by Tom Leveen; Bobo Goes to Daycare by Gail Page; Ten on the Sled by Kim Norman.
TIPS: “A ‘no’ from one of our agents is a ‘no’ from the agency as a whole. If your work is rejected, please do not resubmit the same work to another agent at our agency. We do communicate with each other about projects.”
Jeffery McGraw
The August Agency
submissions@augustagency.com
augustagency.com
ACTIVELY SEEKING: women’s fiction, well-written melodramas (consider Gone With the Wind or The Hours) and witty comedies-of-manners (All About Eve). His other favorite areas are nonfiction subjects: political science, history, biography, self-help, health, lifestyle and the
social sciences.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-query with the word “query” in the subject line. Include a detailed summary of your book (one to two paragraphs only), a chapter outline (for nonfiction only), a brief paragraph explaining who you are and why you have chosen to write this particular book, and the first 1,000 words or first chapter (which must be pasted within the body of your e-mail; all unsolicited attachments will be deleted).
RECENT SALES: Clintonomics: How Bill Clinton Reengineered the Reagan Revolution by Jack Godwin; Plum Blossoms in Paris by Sarah Hina.
TIPS: “I always welcome submissions from new authors. Follow the submission guidelines on the agency website.”
Kate McKean
Howard Morhaim Literary Agency
30 Pierrepont St., Brooklyn NY 11201
kmckean@morhaimliterary.com
morhaimliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, sports-related books, food writing, pop culture and craft.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary fiction, contemporary women’s fiction, paranormal romance, romantic suspense, urban fantasy, mystery, YA and middle-grade fiction.
DOES NOT WANT: epic fantasy, sci-fi or children’s picture books.
HOW TO CONTACT: Agent prefers e-mail queries, and generally responds in six to eight weeks. Send a query letter and three sample chapters.
RECENT SALES: How to Take Over Teh Wurld by Professor Happycat and icanhascheezburger.com; Cardboard Gods by Josh Wilker; The Blind Contessa’s New Machine by Carey Wallace.
Courtney Miller-Callihan
Sanford J. Greenburger Associates
55 Fifth Ave., 15th Floor, New York NY 10003
cmiller@sjga.com
greenburger.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: practical/how-to books, self-help, pop culture, lifestyle and narrative nonfiction.
FICTION INTERESTS: historical fiction, commercial women’s fiction and kids’ books.
DOES NOT WANT: religious/spiritual titles, talking animal books, thrillers and sci-fi.
HOW TO CONTACT: “Query via e-mail. Please submit a query, book proposal or the first three chapters of the ms, a synopsis of the work and a brief bio or résumé. I generally reply to queries within six weeks.”
RECENT SALES: Unclutter Your Life in One Week by Erin Rooney Doland; The 12 Days of Christmas in Georgia by Elizabeth O. Dulemba; Crazy Aunt Purl’s Home Is Where the Wine Is by Laurie Perry; Whip-Up’s Mini Quilts by Kathreen Ricketson.
Robin Mizell
Robin Mizell Ltd.
P.O. Box 1270, Athens OH 45701
mail@robinmizell.com
robinmizell.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: long-form narrative journalism, neuroscience, psychology, sociology, pop culture, memoir and biography.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary and commercial fiction, graphic novels, YA and book-length short-story collections.
HOW TO CONTACT: Query via e-mail with a summary of the book, the word count and an explanation of your platform, credentials and expertise. Also include the first five pages of your ms.
Tamela Hancock Murray
Hartline Literary
10383 Godwin Dr., Manassas VA 20110
tamela@hartlineliterary.com
hartlineliterary.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: work submitted from writers with a great platform and media presence who can partner with the publisher to sell books.
FICTION INTERESTS: Christian fiction, primarily romance. Historical is of special interest at this time.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-queries only, sent to the above e-mail address. For fiction, submit a package that includes your cover letter, bio, story synopsis, market analysis, marketing strategies (if any) and the first three chapters. For nonfiction, include a query and a comprehensive book proposal with at least three sample chapters.
RECENT SALES: Hearts on the Road by Diana Lesire Brandmeyer; Columbine Trail Series: The Jewel of His Heart and Kickin’ up the Dust by Maggie Brendan; When Your Aging Parent Needs Care by Candy Arrington and Kim Atchley.
Ellen Pepus
Signature Literary Agency
ellen@signaturelit.com
signaturelit.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: narrative nonfiction, memoir, food and travel writing, pop culture and self-help.
FICTION INTERESTS: high-quality literary and commercial fiction, women’s fiction and romance, historical fiction, erotica and mysteries.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi, fantasy, short stories or children’s books.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send your query by e-mail. No unsolicited attachments. Responds in two to three weeks.
For fiction, send a query and the first five pages pasted into an e-mail. For nonfiction, send a query and a detailed document stating your bio and platform.
RECENT SALES: Dealing With the Others by Jess Haines.
Katharine Sands
Sarah Jane Freymann Literary Agency
200 E. 62nd St., Suite 30D, New York NY 10065
katharinesands@nyc.rr.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: books that have a clear benefit for readers’ lives in the categories of food, travel, lifestyle, home arts, beauty, wisdom, relationships, parenting and fresh looks, which might be at issues, life challenges or pop culture. For compelling reads in “faction,” memoir and “femoir,” she likes to be transported to a world rarely or newly observed.
FICTION INTERESTS: literary fiction, chick lit, commercial fiction.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send an e-query. If sending nonfiction, send the book proposal.
RECENT SALES: The SAT Word Slam by Jodi Fodor; Taxpertise by Bonnie Lee; For Better, Not Worse by Janice Green; Elvis and You: Your Guide to the Pleasures of Being an Elvis Fan by Laura Victoria Levin and John O’Hara.
Jessica Sinsheimer
Sarah Jane Freymann Literary Agency
submissions@sarahjanefreymann.com
sarahjanefreymann.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: food memoirs, travel memoirs, Parenting, Psychology, and cookbooks
FICTION INTERESTS: women’s fiction, literary fiction, young adult
HOW TO CONTACT: Please put “Query for Jessica” at the start of the e-mail subject line to get your work read. All queries are read and considered, though she can only respond to those that interest her. “I won’t object to a few sample pages (attach them as a Word document, please): I know that writing queries is a skill separate from writing manuscripts.”
Gretchen Stelter
Baker’s Mark Literary Agency
P.O. Box 8382, Portland OR 97207
info@bakersmark.com
bakersmark.com
FICTION INTERESTS: middle-grade and YA fiction, magic(al) realism, contemporary fiction and women’s fiction. Agent is interested in anything with an urban-fantasy touch (more Mike Carey than Maurice G. Dantec), and the middle-grade and YA should have edgy, true-to-life characters and dialogue. The contemporary and women’s fiction should have a wide entry point for its audience but a strong hook that makes it stand out from the crowd.
HOW TO CONTACT: “We prefer a query before you send us your ms. Query us via e-mail. Your query should be one page with no attachments and no chapters included in the body of the e-mail. Queries sent with attachments will be deleted unread. If, based on your query, we ask to see more of your work, we will request more material to be sent via the U.S. Postal Service. Work without a SASE will not be returned. Please do not submit any original materials.”
RECENT SALES: Never After by Dan Elconin; The Choyster Generation by Amalia McGibbon, Claire Williams and Lara Vogel.
Jon Sternfeld
Irene Goodman Literary Agency
27 W. 24th St., Suite 700B, New York NY 10010
queries@irenegoodman.com
irenegoodman.com
INTERESTS: literary fiction and narrative nonfiction that combines a love of literature with an adventurous spirit. Agent is open to all writers with an original voice, and he has a particular interest in nonfiction that focuses on cultural, historical and social issues.
HOW TO CONTACT: Send a query and the first 10 pages, along with a detailed synopsis of the book, in the body of an e-mail. Agent responds in two months. E-mail queries to personal addresses will not be answered. No snail mail queries.
RECENT SALES: Children of Disappointment by David Chura; The Sleepwalkers by Paul Grossman.
Ted Weinstein
Ted Weinstein Literary Management
twliterary.com
FICTION INTERESTS: None.
NONFICTION INTERESTS: All nonfiction subjects, including but not limited to: business and personal finance, politics, health, food, history and biography, popular science, and pop culture.
HOW TO CONTACT: E-queries only. Send a query or query & full, polished nonfiction book proposal. Put the words “Author Submission” in the subject line and paste materials in the e-mail, rather than as attachments (which will not be opened). Submissions e-mail available on website.
RECENT SALES: Fibonacci's Bridge of Numbers: the Medieval Genius and the Book that Launched the Modern World, by NPR's "Math Guy" Keith Devlin; Soldiers of G-d: Two Hasidic Gangs and the Battle for Brooklyn's Toughest Neighborhood, by Christian Science Monitor reporter Matt Shaer; 100 Plus: Getting Ready for the Coming Age of Longevity, by Sonia Arrison with a foreword by PayPal founder Peter Thiel; Down & Derby: The Insider's Guide To Roller Derby, by NPR host Alex "Axles of Evil" Cohen and Jennifer "Kasey Bomber" Barbee.
Christine Witthohn
Book Cents Literary Agency
2011 Quarrier St., Charleston WV 25311
cw@bookcentsliteraryagency.com
bookcentsliteraryagency.com
NONFICTION INTERESTS: women’s issues/experiences, gardening (herbs, plants, flowers), fun/quirky topics (particularly those of interest to women) and cookbooks. Agent also has a real fondness for travel and outdoor adventure.
FICTION INTERESTS: great YA/tween/teen projects, romances (contemporary, romantic comedies, paranormal, mystery/suspense), women’s lit (must have a strong hook), mainstream mystery/suspense, as well as exceptional literary fiction.
DOES NOT WANT: sci-fi, inspirational, erotica, horror/dark thrillers, short stories/novellas, poetry or screenplays.
HOW TO CONTACT: Agent accepts e-queries only. No attachments. Nonfiction queries should clearly describe the project and include the writer’s qualifications and the first chapter. Fiction queries must include the genre, word count, a clear summary of the plot and characters, any writing credentials and the first chapter in the body of the e-mail. Agent loves edgy stories and authors who think outside the box. It always helps when authors know their target market and competition.
RECENT SALES: My Unfair Lady; Beneath the Thirteen Moons; and The Talismans of Elfhame series, all by Kathryne Kennedy.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Chris Brown - I'm Confused
What the hell is he doing? Why is he dancing like Ciara? Is he practicing a circus act? Maybe he's just wasting time during a performance - being young and having fun.
Don't know.
Creepy "Virtual Girlfriend" Video Game
by Ben Silverman
November 16 6:24 P.M.
Typically we don't kiss and tell, but we couldn't resist spilling the beans about Konami's DS game, Love Plus. It's just too creepy to keep to ourselves.
Currently only out in Japan, Love Plus is a dating simulation that lets you court several different virtual girls. If you play your cards right, one of them will start to fall for you.
And that's precisely where things go from odd to just plain icky.
As you grow closer, you'll need to take your new fake girlfriend out on dates -- in real time, no less -- and start planning your future together. Eventually she might ask for a kiss, which requires touching her on the lips. Or perhaps she'll ask you to whisper sweet nothings in her ear, which requires babbling pleasantries into the DS microphone (and a serious lack of shame).
An interview posted on BoingBoing revealed more sordid details about Love Plus, as told through the experience of happily married San Francisco man Koh and his happily not-a-real-person-at-all girlfriend, Rinko. When asked what they did together, Koh lent some insight into their awkward relationship:
"Ok, this is pretty embarrassing. The DS has a mic and a touchscreen, so... one time, she asked me to say 'I love you' a hundred times into the mic. I was on the airplane when she asked me that, so I was like, no way. There was also this part where you have to hold her hand on the touchscreen. If you touch her hand with the stylus, you get to hold her hand. And then there's the part where you have to kiss her."
OMG! So did he?
"No, no!" he responded when prodded by the interviewer. "The girl's face shows up on the screen, and you have to touch her lips to give her a kiss. That's pretty weird.... this is embarrassing. I'm sweating right now just talking about it."
Love Plus has caused quite a stir in Japan, as some wives have complained that their husbands are effectively 'cheating' on them by spending too much time with their virtual significant others. Do you agree? Or is this just harmless (albeit a little disturbing) fun? Sound off in the comments
Dating IS hard but I just don't think it's gotten THAT hard for me. I mean really?
What Kind of BS is This?!
Universal's UK 'Couples Retreat' Poster Brings Cries of Racism by Removing Black Actors
by Matt Ufford · November 16, 2009
A racially-tinged advertising decision has gone awry for the movie "Couples Retreat."
Marketers of the Vince Vaughn comedy, which stars four couples in a tropical paradise, removed black actors Faizon Love and Kali Hawk from the promotional poster used in the United Kingdom after the U.S. version used all four couples. In response to outrage over the move, a Universal spokesman said the altered poster aimed "to simplify the poster to actors who are most [recognizable] in international markets."
While Love and Hawk aren't generally as well known as the film's other six stars, it's still a questionable motive. As noted in a 2007 New York Times article, American films with black stars typically struggle in the overseas market. According to the article, Will Smith, the undisputed king of the American box office, ranks no better than twelfth when it comes to ticket sales internationally. Simply put, said industry watcher James Ulmer, "The international marketplace is still fairly racist."
However, there's good news for those who believe the removal of Love and Hawk from the UK poster was racist: Universal issued a statement regretting any offense it caused, and the studio has scrapped all plans to use the modified poster in other overseas markets.
I mean they already have them in the back looking like extras........ This is indeed questionable behavior. Where is Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson? Shouldn't they be all over this? or are they busy trying to get somebody to apologize for calling Beyonce a skank roboho????
Monday, November 16, 2009
McCain camp: Palin account 'all fiction' - Andy Barr and Jonathan Martin - POLITICO.com
McCain camp: Palin account 'all fiction' - Andy Barr and Jonathan Martin - POLITICO.com
Your 15 minutes are up - let it go! Now just imagine had they won the presidency......they obviously can't even get along.
Your 15 minutes are up - let it go! Now just imagine had they won the presidency......they obviously can't even get along.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
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